Showing posts with label buildings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label buildings. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

apartment

1. similar to the cage one might carry a cat to cattery in, except that it is human-sized and immobile (possible exception being apartments in oriental bay, though this is not on purpose)
2. a filing cabinet in which to keep people
3. a popular wellington accessory that has turned te aro into a neighbourhood.
3a. although, people who live in town then get all surprised and shitty that it's noisy, which is a bit surprising to me.

majestic centre, the

1. the tallest building in wellington, a tribute to architectural styles of the 1980s.
2. an object so phallic that a committee is determing whether or not to replace the word 'phallic" with "majestic" and refer penii back to it instead, although this might be redundant,given the number of people who already refer to their penis as majestic
3. a source of terrible confusion and aesthetic bewilderment for stoned people
3a. a problem, because roughly thirty-five percent of wellington's adult citizenry is stoned at any given time.
3b. because it looks like a dalek.