1. a suburban child of Te Aro with indeterminate boundaries, usually described as "any place you can see the war memorial from"
2. home of Massey Universty at Wellington, a local polytechnic
3. despite the name, totally flat, as the eponymous mountain was removed decades ago to make way for a large casino complex that would later go bankrupt. all attempts to replace the hill have thus far been unsuccessful
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Tuesday, January 1, 2008
majestic centre, the
1. the tallest building in wellington, a tribute to architectural styles of the 1980s.
2. an object so phallic that a committee is determing whether or not to replace the word 'phallic" with "majestic" and refer penii back to it instead, although this might be redundant,given the number of people who already refer to their penis as majestic
3. a source of terrible confusion and aesthetic bewilderment for stoned people
3a. a problem, because roughly thirty-five percent of wellington's adult citizenry is stoned at any given time.
3b. because it looks like a dalek.
2. an object so phallic that a committee is determing whether or not to replace the word 'phallic" with "majestic" and refer penii back to it instead, although this might be redundant,given the number of people who already refer to their penis as majestic
3. a source of terrible confusion and aesthetic bewilderment for stoned people
3a. a problem, because roughly thirty-five percent of wellington's adult citizenry is stoned at any given time.
3b. because it looks like a dalek.
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